Wannabe 49ers Water boy Scams Women Out of $1.3 Million By Claiming to be Babe Ruth

By Fionn mac Cumhaill

San Francisco man who dreamt of being the team’s water boy, decided that saying he was Babe Ruth could  be more beneficial and so he told women he was the legendary star. They believed him. He then asked them for money because “women have to take care of their stars,” she said. They gave him $1.3 million.

After he was arrested. The duped women were shocked he wasn’t Babe Ruth of the 49ers.

“Did you not Google him? Or watch a game?” A detective asked.

“Eew. I don’t watch football. It’s barbaric,” one woman said.

“Babe Ruth played baseball in the 1920s and 30s.

“What?”

“He’s the greatest baseball player of all time.”

“I hate baseball. It’s so slow,” she said.

“Did you ever wonder why a sports star would ask you for money, being that they make tens of millions per year?” The detective asked another woman.

“I didn’t think about it like that. I just wanted to date him.”

“Why?”

“For the money. I thought he was a rich football player. Come on now. What kind of questions are these?” She said.

“Well, your wannabe water boy will be going to jail.”

“Will I get my money back?”

“Doubtful. He’s broke. Spent it all.”

“A million dollars?”

“Life is expensive these days.”

“Oh my gosh, I’m so embarrassed.”

“You should be.”

“Shut up.”