Ownership of Indian Creek Village & Country Club Land in Question. A 2,000-plus-year-old Question
By Fionn mac Cumhaill
The Tequesta, indigenous people who lived on the grounds of the Indian Creek Village and Country Club (presumably the most valuable golf course in the United States) in Miami, Florida for 2,000 years before being slaughtered by the Spanish and their land eminent-domained… showed up at the Eleventh Judicial Circuit of Florida with an undeveloped land deed written by a Tequesta judge dated 474 BCE.
“It looks legit,” a stunned assessor said. “The General Warranty Deed uses a legal land description, metes-and-bounds measurements that define the exact property boundaries. It was signed, notarized, and filed with the local county government office of the time, establishing public record, and guarantees there are no hidden claims or liens against the land. I…I’ve never seen anything like this,” he said.
Residents of the neighborhood, mostly billionaires, are beside themselves.
“Do you know what kind of precedent this would set if this nonsense goes national? What kind of hog show are you running here?” One billionaire founder of tooth sticks (a cheap rip-off of tooth picks) said to the mayor. He could only shrug.
It is the playground for American royalty. Meta Founder, Zuckerberg and his wife recently purchased a “home” there for around $170 million. Jeff Bezos is reportedly building a fortified compound there. Even former NFL Quarterback Tom Brady has a house in the neighborhood. Streets paved with gold, lamposts of sparkling diamonds, it is where the uber-rich come to see and be seen, but people are on edge.
“What is going to happen to us?” One woman asked. “Are we going to have to live with the regular people on Maya Palm Drive, or Beverly Park Circle? What if somebody tries to steal my shoes?”
“I’m sure you will be alright ma’am,” a court officer said. He now works at Burger King.
Another billionaire investor, after one too many pink gins was heard shouting from the second-floor balcony of CASA NEOS, “Don Shula will never let any of this happen! Never!”