Ohioans Threaten to Build a Wall Around the State to Keep the Data Center Developers & Tech Nerds Out!

By Fionn mac Cumhaill

Ohioans say NO to the nightmare that is the metropolis-sized data centers both here on Earth and out in space.

The menace is real and can be felt by all Ohioans like the gravely tongue of ruin. Their farmlands, flower-filled meadows, and emerald-green forests teeming with flora and fauna sit on the unstable precipice of immaculate destruction.

“These sociopaths are willing to destroy our state so they can get trillions on top of their billions. I don’t think. We are drawing a line in the sand. If we have to, we will take turns, in shifts, every resident of Ohio and build a twenty-foot high wall to keep these blood-suckers out,” one Ohioan stated.

The question is, will the politicians stick with the people when those money-filled briefcases start surreptitiously appearing on front porches?

Several states have grown wary of the aggression of the AI geeks and their dark enterprise. Ohio is the first to take such an extreme stand and the people, less the typical agitators, stand behind the resistance.

“When the tech billionaires send their robot armies to try to drive us all into Lake Erie through attrition, we’ll be ready,” one farmer said.

Things are moving fast, and the rumor is that quarries throughout the state have become very active.

All I can say is that I am all for it. If it comes to that, I’m ready to relocate and become a mason.