Enes Kanter Freedom Intends to Enter 2027 WNBA Draft
By Fionn mac Cumhaill
Former Boston Celtic center, not good enough for the NBA or any foreign men’s league, and tired of flipping burgers at McDonald’s (though we believe he got fired) says he intends to enter the 2027 WNBA draft.
Intent on disparaging marginalized communities and trolling Sophie Cunningham, the wash out believes he is better than the incoming college women for a position. Luckily, we got a hold of his top five demands. They are as follows:
He must be allowed to shower alongside the women.
He must be allowed to help his female teammates with their stretches.
He must make more than A’ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces, $1.67 million per year.
He must get his own private jet.
He must not be drafted by the Indiana Fever.
Hillbilly activist, Riley Gaines, calls Freedom a genius. As we all agree, a genius is a washed up former NBA player who averaged around, maybe, 10 points per game. The WNBA has not yet commented on this breaking news story.