On The Beat- Monday, June 29, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…
By Mr. Curmudgeon
The Boston Red Sox have the color “red” in their name but they wear green and yellow uniforms. Not so alarming in a world where median home prices have surged by over 1,000% since the 1970s, and New York City has a goofy teenage mayor from somewhere ... Notre Dame opens their year against Wisconsin at Lambeau Field $345 per ticket for the nosebleeds. Smell my cheese!… Chick-fil-A opens ghost kitchen in Miami and serves ghostly chikin sandwiches with ghoul sauce and delivered by witches on broomsticks… I heard on the Jonas Knox show that the cheapest ticket to see the Bills at their new stadium is $600+ per ticket, for the nosebleeds. Thank God I was born a Giants fan… Team Argentina is wearing purple jerseys yet their flag colors are celeste blue and white. It doesn’t make any sense. That would be like the Boston Red Sox wearing green and yellow uniforms. That would be like giving a cat a dog bone to gnaw on, or a dog catnip to get lit… Physics on History posted on X, On June 28, 2009, Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers at Cambridge but sent the invitations only after the event. No one attended, which he called experimental evidence against time travel. But Stephen, you can only travel forward on time, not back. We were all at the event, but you never showed… At a naked bike ride event in downtown L.A., two riders were shit in the behind with BB’s. Only two?… The first full moon of summer, The Strawberry Moon, to rise tonight. I love the bar and fried fish tacos at the Strawberry Moon, womp, womp… The Aqueduct Racetrack has permanently closed its live horse racing this past Sunday, June 28, 2026, ending a 132-year run in Queens, New York. What happened to New York, what’s next, a black plague epidemic?… Lusk's Redwood Water Tower, in Lusk, Wyoming, is one of only six water towers of its kind left in the United States. It has been standing tall for 140 years. If it was in NYC, it would be ripped down and used as fuel for a political weiner roast… Please, Jesus, don’t have Wemby as the new face of the NBA, Our father, which art in heaven… The Cleveland Browns may be moving out of downtown Cleveland to a new location about 16 moles away. Will they be called the Ohio Browns then? Will they follow suit with these other sports teams and wear teal instead of brown and orange, just to get in good with the loser culture?… Million-dollar luxury home sales are breaking records in Western, PA, and elsewhere. The question looms, when will it all come crashing down? Again… Traffic solution for Greater Cleveland southbound I-71 exit jams- flying cars… Man in Montana sentenced to eight months in prison after being caught sneaking into the country illegally for the 4th time. Upon his release we call for him to be sent to Mars. Try sneaking back now… We present it. You decide…