On The Beat- Friday, March 27, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…
By Mr. Curmudgeon
In Seattle, the MLB blacked out the Seattle Mariners game vs the Cleveland Guardians at T-Mobile field and Mariners fans had to scramble to try and watch the game. Just like in Rome in 476 AD, greed will drag this country into the dark ages…Germanic soldiers within the ranks of the Roman army, back then, wanted land as settlement for their service (years away from home, risking their lives, some seriously wounded) and Orestes, the authority at the time, refused to provide it, the end then came quickly…
A 14-year old boy from Pittsburgh who admits to “knowing nothing” about basketball is the only one in 42 million still with a perfect bracket. If you know anything about NCAA tournament brackets, men or women, that is like winning the Powerball and getting a slap on the back and a fine how-do-you-do…
Scranton Wilkes-Barre Railriders played their opening day in chilly Buffalo, NY against the Bisons. By the 2nd inning they had already used up their strikes/balls challenges. Not a fan of that rule or the ghost runner rule, or any of the other new progressive rules since like 1987, in baseball or any other sports. Corporate stiffies need to leave our sports alone…
Oxford House Treasurer in Goose Creek SC, embezzles $2,800…which is bizarre to risk jail time for such a small amount, when she could easily make that in a couple of weeks delivering for Uber, DoorDash, or Spark… We’ll give sad treasurer, Brenda Carol Byrd, 63, along with a pink slip, an F+ for ingenuity and resourcefulness.
Khloe Kardashian punches out “hubby” Lamar Odom for supposedly smoking his junk inside the rental house that she is footing the bill for… Do you still want to be famous?…
Jomboy Media voices displeasure with Netflix for the lack of statistics usually appearing such as balls and strikes, the score, the inning, and the outs. Jomboy said, “I told my dad it was like how he used to watch games”…No doubt he is nostalgic for those bygone years when there was no such thing as a “ghost runner”…
Congress’s action not to pay TSA workers in an attempt to cause havoc on the average traveler is evidence enough that they could care less about American citizens and those involved must be promptly removed and banned for life from ever serving in public office again at any level…Personally, I think they should each have to do a tour in an active war zone…
Idaho’s Fish and Game Commissioner charged with poaching a bull moose.
Golfing legend Tiger Woods was involved in another car accident and DUI… It might be time to hire a chauffeur…
With Michigan’s defeat of Alabama Rico Bosco will now have to see through his loss in the bet with Dave Portnoy. Jeff Nadu also of Barstool Sports took no mercy on kicking Bosco while he was down. The future podcasts should be interesting…
A man writes to Dear Abby explaining that his wife told him he must accept her ongoing infidelity. Apparently she is getting busy with an ex-flame. More probably she is doing the nasty with co-workers at work, the local gas station attendant, maybe some of the relatives, who knows? Does the weakling really have to ask Abby for advice?…
San Gabriel Valley residents under attack by eye-biting flies. “They are like little demons,” a resident says. The big question is were they created in Wuhan, and how did they make it to L.A.?…
Probation revoked for man from Louisiana who tricked women into changing his diapers three times. My question is, who are these women?…We present and you decide…