On The Beat- Friday, April 10, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…
Scottish golfer, Robert MacIntyre, yesterday at the Masters, defiled the 15th hole after shooting a 9, by flipping the thorny hole the “bird”, not exactly a recommended gesture at a place like Augusta. I did wonder, in the wee hours of the evening, if today we’d find the ornery bastard on Interstate 20, hitchhiking back to Oban… Colin Kaepernick, who grew up in a white, affluent, suburban neighborhood, now 10 years after insulting American soldiers who died protecting his freedom to insult their memory by kneeling during the National Anthem pretending to be a downtrodden drug dealer from the ghetto oppressed by the man, publishes a memoir and nobody cares… George Springer wasn’t happy with how long it was taking Shohei Ohtani to warm up…The MLB stuck a box of tissues in his locker… “Pizza Girl”, also known as Aleaa Rose, has amassed millions of followers on social media, 99.89% men, many who we surmise still live in their parent’s basement, and regularly call the store requesting to talk to her, fantasizing about eating her, asking for personal items, such as dirty socks, all because she has, well, a Michelangelo-sculpted “Badonkadonk”… A couple on the Pacers’ jumbotron caught going at it with a flurry of F-bombs. No kiss cam scandal for these two!… Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s legal battleheats up as judge refuses to seal the details of the sex tape settlement estimated to be around $6 million… Everyone reading this, if you are able to, please stand and remove your hats. On this day in history, in 1913, the New York Yankees officially became the “Yankees”. Just stay standing for like 10 minutes and let it soak in… Ben Affleck “gifts” Jennifer Looez a portion of the home. Isn’t that just called “getting divorced”?… LIV golfers not competitive in the Masters. Why exactly are they there?… Mariners unveil Suzuki statue and bat was bizarrely broken. Guess it is better than a statue of him committing Hari Kari… In Uganda it has been that Chimpanzees are in the middle of a violent civil war. They obviously learn more from humans than we initially realized… Harrison Ford reveals his secret battle with depression because being a super rich actor and being Indiana Jones is just so damn miserable. Maybe give everything away, go over to your local McDonals and bag greasy burgers and fries for a few years and find out what real depression is… San Francisco’s “ceasefire” is shattered with a broad daylight shooting. Guaranteed by a career criminal with a mile-long rap sheet. Enough said… We present it, you decide…