Big Foot Sighting Outside Syracuse, NY, Confirmed to Be Alien Craft Crash Survivor

By Fionn mac Cumhaill

Two men fishing on the outskirts of Syracuse captured a picture of a two-legged creature that wasn’t human. They posted the strange encounter on social media asking for answers and the post went viral.

“That’s Big Foot man! I’ve seen him too!” One man said. Others also jumped on the bandwagon and soon it was decided. The strange creature was the first actual sighting of Big Foot.

“All these years we wondered if it was true,” one Big Foot fan boy said. “I knew it was true all along.”

“It’s not AI because three hikers also saw him. This is incredible and that it happened here in Syracuse, where we live is nuts,” a young lady chimed in.

“I just want to let you all know that it is not Big Foot,” I said.

“Come again?”

“What the…?”

“You’re tripping, bro.”

“In fact, I am not tripping; I haven’t since college. What you all thought was Big Foot is actually an alien survivor from a crash the other day near Camillus.

“Yeah. And what makes you the expert?”

“Because a couple detectives told me. The hikers had brought a bottle in that the big foot alien guy had thrown at them. The detectives lifted the monsters fingerprints. The latent print examiner said they weren’t human. They were the run through databases just for the hell of it. Can you believe they got a hit. This wasn’t alien boy’s first visit to our planet. He is suspected of breaking into several cars in January, and, he voted for Sharon Owens.”

“Get out of Eastwood!”

“That’s what I said.”