On The Beat- Tuesday, April 7, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…

By Mr. Curmudgeon

Goldman Sachs relocated around 100 traders, salespeople, and senior executives to West Palm Beach as the wealthy and wealth management operations continue to flee Mamdani’s “New” York… Mike Vrabel working on getting some good headlines seen holding hands and canoodling with New York Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini… Ex-staffers reveal that Howard Stern was sure stern with his money. One staffer claimed to make only $20,000 per year while the Shock jock makes  $90 million per year after expenses. $90,000,000 big ones, Per year. In the ball park of $246,575 per day… Amed Rosario wins the game for the AL East leader,  New York Yankees, with a 3-run homer in the 8th inning, his second home run of the game… Fernando Mendoza, projected number 1 pick in the NFL draft to skip the event in Pittsburgh to remain in Miami with his family. First number 1 pick (if selected) to miss the event since Trevor Lawrence in 2021… The Master’s, the most heralded tournament in professional golf begins this week at Augusta National. I’ll take five pimento sandwiches please… California governor Eric Swalwell denies reports of inappropriate behavior with female staffers. Um hmm… Giant fireball seen streaking across the sky of Mid-Atlantic states. Has Mark Twain returned prematurely?… Mahomes and Kelce’s restaurant called the “worst fine dining experience” by a recent guest. That is like going to the ball park these days and being disappointed by the $15 stale draft beer. What did you expect?… 33-year-old Paige Spiranac leaves jaws on the floor in her Master’s photoshoot. Single never looked so good. My number is… Colleges are shortening bachelor degrees to three years. Now they do it… We present it, you decide…