On The Beat- Sunday, April 5, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…
By Mr. Curmudgeon
Joe Rogan said that his podcast with Bob Lazar regarding the film of Lazar’s work at S-4 (secret facility near Area 51) is the most watched show on his channel. This is because people want to know! And yet we wait. Sinister people in dark, scary hallways are keeping evidence of UFOs and extraterrestrials from us because… why? Do they feel it gives them power? Once they give that up, they are just government stooges like the 445 other government agencies clogging the streets of Washington… Yankees game was in a rain delay. Flipped to the vs. Nationals game. Pitching for the Dodgers Roki Sasaki. Watching him pitch with the TV muted is ok. Unmute it and every pitch, “Uhh!!!!”. Next pitch “Uhhhh!!!!!”. I find myself rolling ho my sleeves and reaching for a serrated knife. That’s how cringy it is to listen to… Young girl racks up over $5,000 phone bill playing Roblox. Phone bills are starting to mirror monthly grocery bills, starting too… Unlike the Yankees and MLB executives, I talk to real people, not just athletes who are so far removed from the real world, the average person would probably have more in common with Martians; and you wouldn’t believe how many complaints I get by people, especially in the New York area, that can’t tune into games. I might as well just be peeing into the wind talking about this… AARP warns seniors to stay away from unregulated crypto gambling kiosks, a popular feeding ground for scammers, fraudsters, and we can assume local Brilliantine-slicked-haired politicians… It was reported that eight scientists are missing or dead, individuals involved in some way with UFO technology studies?… New film in the works to feature Val Kilmer using generative AI. Will AI Elvis start having concerts again, too?… The new inverted pyramid still champions a heavy red meat diet, no doubt marketing for this financed by viagra… The Super Mario Brothers Galaxy movie reaches the top spot in the box office. Princess Peach we can all agree is an adrenaline junky. A blind date with her would require you to take a trip to another planet, if you even hopes for a kiss at the end of the date… Woman in Tennessee arrested and jailed for holding a cellphone while behind the wheel of her car… A gallon of gas is $10 in Big Sur, California. Henry Miller would have lost his mind and joined his aunt in the asylum if he was still around today… A ticket to the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics could run you up to $5,000, the cost of a cell phone bill these days… Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were apparently not invited to the 2026 Met Gala. Joining Nicole Kidman and Beyonce on the committee is Blackpink’s La-Lisa. If you need a fourth person, slide into my DM…We present it, you decide…