On The Beat- Monday, June 5, 2026 - From Broadway to Biscayne Boulevard, from the Bird Streets to Euclid Avenue to Lark Street- Any Topic is Fair Game Until it is a Bore…
By Mr. Curmudgeon
Cryptocurrency billionaire, Chun Wang, has been selected by SpaceX to make a flight around Mars. Yeah. He sounds qualified… Prince William sells off 600 acres of pristine land to build cheap crime-ridden housing projects. When you have too much time and money and live so far from the real world you live on that ice ball once called Pluto…There is speculation that the “executive” who gave the green light to run Youtube ads every 30 seconds, in the middle of a Led Zeppelin song, is the reincarnation of Himmler… Aaron Judge out 4 to 6 weeks with a stress fracture to his ribs. What next? First practically all the starting pitchers were hurt. Then Ben Rice, now Judge. Damn you Steve Cohen, you witch… Knicks vs. Spurs Game 2 was possibly the worst officiated game in NBA playoff history, with a slew of ghost fouls called against the Knicks and a blatant kick ball by Kornet. But the Knicks have grit and they took two games in San Antonio! MSG is going to be electric!… Australian submarine identifies inexplicable structures beneath Antarctica’s Dotson Ice Shelf. Maybe a lost civilization older than Sumer in ancient Mesopotamia? Maybe it is the true satellite base of the surreptitious extraterrestrials that have long caused such puzzlement amongst the earthlings… Museum for Artificial Intelligence arts set to open in downtown L.A. Echoes of the apocryphal and mordant, “Chinese curse,” May you live in interesting times… China working feverishly to create humanoids. Are they going to police each other?… The Stock Market crashes 4%, driven by a favorable jobs report fueling fears of long-tern increased interest rates… SpaceX set to IPO on June 12th. The world of Space exploration is about to change dramatically forever… Virginia taking the first steps toward banning guns. The Nazis did the same thing. What’s next, a ban on squirt guns?… We present it, you decide.