NCAA College Football Playoff Committee Expecting Massive Bonuses in the Wake of Vicious Blowouts

By Greg Evans

It was rumored that while on vacation in the south of France, every member of the college football playoff committee was expecting a six to seven figure bonus despite plummeting television ratings and savage blowouts in the first round of play amongst the nations best teams…

Disappointed fans turned games off at half time for more interesting entertainment like harakiri. Between the Jake Paul wrestling match last night and the college football playoffs today, thank God there is hockey to keep us all sane.

On that note, the New York Rangers defeated their long time conference rival the Philadelphia Flyers in a shootout in their first match up of the season.

College football has ruined its integrity and it will be a decade before they can recover from this, if ever. The NIL nonsense is bad enough. What’s next? I think we’ll pass on that.

Notre Dame, BYU, and Texas couldn’t be reached for a comment.