College Football Coaches and Pretty Sorority Girls
By Greg Evans
It was early in the morning, before dawn, the remnants of a mild hangover beginning to dissipate, snow falling on the mountains when I read the hot report fresh off the wire.
There was frost on the window and strange humming coming from the darkness of the valley stretching out across the frozen landscape as far as the foothills. I could hear the staccato yips and yaps of a pack of coyotes on the hunt.
Coyotes, like lascivious college football coaches hunting for their next soft warm sorority girl. I opened the door to smoke and my papers blew down onto the floor. I kicked over an empty bottle of tequila trying to recover them and it rolled across the floor.
The blue glow of my laptop made the room feel lonely. It didn’t matter, there was work to be done. I could smell the coffee was ready. Strong Guatemalan. I thought about sorority girls and football.
Was Bill Belichick the one to start the trend. Maybe Urban Meyer grinding it out with a sexy sorority girl in an Ohio college bar? Now you have Sherrone Moore at Michigan who gave up a $5 million per year salary for some nookie. Caught boinking a young blond with flowing golden hair like Brigitte Bardot. What red-blooded man could say no?
Being a college football coach is synonymous with big checks with little to show for it and young girls looking for a sugar daddy. Same story, different campus.
God forbid our children turn to college football coaches as role models. Overpaid sex maniacs that fill our news columns with monotonous smut. Who doesn’t love a good sleazy sex scandal. Universities are filled with them.
College football coaches getting naked with young sorority girls has been going on since ancient Rome. We pretend to be shocked and disgusted, but nobody is. Sherrone Moore is just another slug that reaffirms the fact that humans are little more than greedy animals. Gold and sex, what else is there?
College coaches talk about winning and championship legacies but at the end of the day, none of that matters. It’s all about getting naked in the dorms with young women and buying a fancier car. That’s it. Winning and legacies mean nothing anymore. And if you think otherwise you are a fool.